i would have eaten soup!

I hate being such a bad homemaker. I really do. I can’t seem to keep a stocked kitchen to save my life! I was so tired last night, and starving, and I had nothing decent to eat. Let me give you the pantry/fridge rundown:

• pizza box from 2 (3?) weeks ago
• 4 containers of creamy jalapeno from Chuy’s
• beer (variety)
• butter
• hot dogs (no buns)
• microwavable burger patties (possibly a year old?)
• stale bread

I would even have eaten SOUP! Soup for god’s sake! (In case you didn’t know, I find soup revolting.) But I didn’t even have any of that. I hate it when I am trying to eat better, so I don’t want to just run out for fast food, but I’m not prepared to fix something decent at home. And I’m too tired to hit the grocery store. So what did I get to eat? A bowl of Minute Rice. Mmm … Mmm … Blah.

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