cupcakes

Some background (bear with me)… I’ve got a quote on my whiteboard at work:

“It moisturizes my situation and maintains my sexy.”
- P. Diddy, on ProActiv

Soon after I put that up (and it gets a lot of laughs), my friend Bill pointed out that Diddy had dropped the “P”:

“I felt like the ‘P’ was getting between me and my fans and now we’re closer,” Diddy said.
“During concerts, half the crowd is saying ‘P. Diddy’—half the crowd is chanting ‘Diddy’—now everybody can just chant ‘Diddy.’ “

Can you say EGO?!?! So of course, my whiteboard now includes “Now everybody can just chant “Diddy.” And then today, Bill throws me another gem via IM…

Bill:
“A completely magical blend of enchanting scents and flavors, with a hint of cupcakes.” — Britney Spears on her new fragrance “Fantasy Britney Spears”
Me:
oh – i don’t have enough white board space!!!!!!!!
Bill:
I’m wondering if they’re more Ho-Ho’s than cupcakes.

Mwah! Thanks, Bill!

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