what winston's thinking...

stop pointing that camera at me.

why do all kinds of random people keep coming in with huge appliances?

why do you keep putting me away or tying me up while they're here?

refill my water bowl already, woman!

this couch sure is comf...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...

wha? why did you get up? we were sleeping, right? now i have to hop down and follow you around, and i was so cozy.

i'm hungry.

why do you always leave the room when i'm perfectly comfortable? why?

wait! where are you? here? no. here? no. i hear you but i can't see you! here? no. whoa! you scared me - i wasn't expecting you to be right in front of me! and waving your arms and yelling.

(to paws) lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick...

i have to pee. i'll just sit here in your peripheral vision and look at you quietly until you realize it.

huh. i just used the word "peripheral." where'd that come from?

i'm just walking between your legs while you walk! what's the problem?

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