itchy, watery eyes?

Damn mountain cedar. I've never had it this bad before. My eyes are so itchy in the morning that I almost rub them right out of their sockets, so they're all raw and red when I get to work. I'm having sneezing fits, my throat itches, and I alternate between congestion and having to hold a bucket under my nose.

At least I'm not the only one. It seems like the whole city is under attack.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go rub cats in my eyes so they feel better. (My eyes, not the cats.)