halloween candy queen

I would just like to get this on the record: I am the queen of Halloween candy. I offer Brach's candy corn, mini Reese's peanut butter cups, and snack-size Butterfingers. I offer these* because they are my favorites, and they are the only candies I want associated with my name. After many spontaneous responses to my offerings, I have concluded this fact: these three candies are also most other people's favorites. Thus: I provide the candy that everyone loves. Hence: I am the All-Seeing, All-Knowing Queen of Halloween Candy Provision. *Technically, I also have Smarties, but those are more for me than anyone else. As they were in a different bowl, and no one commented about them (and barely anyone is eating them) they have been disqualified for the purposes of this study.