an extra optical inch
I never click on ads. Ever. But tonight I saw one that so intrigued me that I had to click it. It said "Now you can shave everywhere with the Philips Bodygroom" and the only image in the ad was a razor next to two shiny ornaments. I get the joke, I have to click.
It takes me to shaveeverywhere.com; and OHMIGOD, I laughed for fifteen minutes straight. I strongly encourage checking it out. Especially the features "Music Video" and "optical inch."
My favorite line?
"My love life was slow like an antiquated dial-up modemWay to go, Norelco!
and now it's gone broadband with my silky shaven *bleep*"
Labels: wtf
posted at 12:05 AM
4 Comments:
LOL! Now there's a piece of *BEEP* viral marketing that folks can really get behind... er... oh, shush!
I wish television commercials were this damned fun/funny! I'm soooo sick of the "HEAD ON! HEAD ON! HEAD ON FOR HEADACHE..." crap. I wish the announcer would get hit head on by an approaching train.
7:16 AM, December 11, 2006
i can't believe there aren't more comments on this post!!! if you haven't gone yet, i INSIST you go!!! it's a very "high-class" ad about shaving your privates, guys! without ever mentioning your actual privates! what's funnier than that? (other than gaining an extra optical inch...)
1:52 PM, December 14, 2006
The thought of slicing blades near their sensitive equipment might be a little daunting for SOME guys to overcome... Justin's all wussed out just thinking about the hard core road cyclists (male) who shave their ARMS and LEGS (joke: "it lowers the wind resistance" -- only if you're Lance Armstrong; reality: "it's easier to clean up the road rash you'll get when you wipe out and get gravel embedded in your skin six layers deep.)
4:04 PM, December 14, 2006
omg. I can't believe I didn't see this baby until AFTER xmas!
5:44 PM, January 03, 2007
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