recent spam subjects

Subjects from today’s Spam Inbox:

“Amblein hlelps lyou withl sleelping”
“Almbyen slleep hlelp”
“Ambeyen helps lyou withl sleelping”
“Ambein hellps you slleep”
“Amblein no prlescript needded”
“Ambleyen bestsleller”

Other hot topics:

• Penis enlargement!
• Lowest rates!
• Swap partners!/Get dates!
• Viagra!/Valium!/Cialis!
• Home Equity approval!
• Bad Credit no problem!
• Classic replica watches! (including “delightsome Cartier watches”)
• I found your email, do not ignore me please!

I also got 7 emails with variations on this theme:
Dear Sirs, You are approved!
(Youl/Youll)
(lare/arlel)
(apprloveld/lapprovled/lapprolved/lapproved/aplproved/approvled)

I have a perfect solution for finding and stopping these insidious parasites. All we need to do is look for keyboards with the L key rubbed off.

Aside: “delightsome” is my new favorite word.

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