ask ashley™, #1
I’ve started a new series* in which I discover simple solutions or how-to’s and come up with questions that ingeniously ask for help with the thing I’ve found the solution for. Who knows? Any of you might have the same exact problem.
Dear Ashley,I like wearing tennies, but it just takes too darn long to tie the laces, and I hate Velcro. There has to be a better way!
—Tied in Knots
Dear Tied in Knots,
I’ve got just the solution for you! It’s called the Ian Knot, and once you get it down, you’ll amaze friends, wow strangers, and no longer waste valuable seconds tying regular old knots. The site with picture/text instructions can give you the basics, and then to see it in action (repeatedly, and paused, and in slow-mo), watch the Ian Knot Video on YouTube. After lots of practice, you’ll be amazed at how simple it is, and how fast you can tie your shoes. The hardest part is in re-learning the very first knot — it goes in the opposite direction than all of us were taught. From there, the bow is easy.
This is how all children should be taught to tie their shoes from here on out. Screw that bunny and tunnel stuff. If you are a parent, teach the kiddies like this. Become part of the Ian Knot revolution.
—Ashley
* Not to be confused with (or impinge upon the trademark rights of) Ask Abby™.
7 comments
I’m going with what Big Bird taught me. Thanks anyway.
i only tie my shoes the first time that i wear them.
to each his own… but i’ve always had to double knot my shoes or else they come untied, but i haven’t had to double knot them since. that’s a good knot!
like jethro always says, knot and knot is double-knot.
I wear sandals. No laces needed.
jesus you’re a tough crowd! you’re about to kill my project before it even gets off the ground!
It’s brilliant. I’m a convert.
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