ask ashley™, #2
Stepping outside the box, today's question is from an actual reader! (An almost-lawyer in Houston who would prefer to remain anonymous.) :D
Dear Ashley,
My neighborhood pub has $12 steak night every Monday during happy hour. I like steaks, and I like happy hour, but the two combined always render my Monday evenings completely useless. What can I do?
—Nap-Time Nelson
Dear Nap-Time,
Looks to me like you're screwed. How can anyone resist $12 steak AND happy hour?!? Accept that Monday nights are reserved for uselessness. As some Zen master said, "It is what it is."
Also... are Stella or Duvel included in happy hour? If so, you are truly lost my friend. And I might come visit you next Monday.
—Ashley
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Labels: ask ashley, drinking, eating, helpful hints, how-to
posted at 12:33 PM
1 Comments:
I think I am familiar with this place. I think I work there. Sadly, Stella nor Duvel is included in Happy Hour. Fear not the uselessness, for you will have another chance to be useful on Tuesday.
Thank you and
tip your bartenders.
10:27 PM, April 21, 2007
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