laughing so hard i'm crying

It's the oldest story in the book. Cop steals marijuana evidence, bakes brownies with it, and calls 911. Hilarity ensues. View the news story. Here's the transcript:

Cop: I think I'm having an overdose and so's my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Cop: Marijuana. I don't know if they had something in it. Can you please send rescue?
911: Do you guys have a fever or anything?
Cop: No! I'm just... I think we're dying.
911: How much did you guys have?
Cop: I, I don't know, we made brownies. And I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow.

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