overheard: me by me
My office chair is currently serving as my in-house wheelchair. I don’t know why I didn’t do this sooner! I IM’d JR about my brilliance:
me: i have my own wheelchair now – much safer.
and i collected a bag of things i might need.
JR: lol
wheelchair?
green
me: and filled a BUILTNY 6pack thingy with water and coke
JR: good idea
me: no – the office chair
JR: heh
me: i’m all about the scooch.
JR: yea
brb
eat lunch?
me: AND!
you got me a big pot pie
i almost started crying
me: i’m getting my scooch on. :)
I’ll summarize the important stuff for you:
me: i’m all about the scooch.
JR: blah blah blah (something unrelated to the scooch.)
me: i’m getting my scooch on.
Apparently, on pain medicine, I’m a hoot! (to myself.)












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New blog tagline:
I’m getting my scooch on.
I’d like to see the AdSense ads that run with that, especially if you resume any breast-blogging. ;-)
P.S. Gravity is real. You need to respect it, v! The same holds true for its friends, Inertia and Resistance. Just sayin’…
“These rosary bleeds?” – A very drunk Dean Martin in Cannonball Run
– A very clueless Jonathan
JR: blah blah blah (something unrelated to the scooch.)
Wow, it’s like you’ve been reading our Campfire logs! (get it? Campfire logs?)
Ahh yes, good scene Jon.
Yea, Ash is totally high on these meds right now. So… anything she finds funny should is suspect. :)
aaron: lol! a serious, deep belly laugh. i *wish* i had access to your campfire logs. and i don’t mean that in a dirty way.
shannon: i try! i do! but i hate having to stare at my feet when i walk. last night i tried to go down one last tiny step on my own, and I fell over backwards and bruised the hell outta my ass. i got ass bruise.
:(
jonathan: huh?
We shouldn’t even be TALKING about the Campfire logs, guys. WTF? Discression, people. :)
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