our drive to TX: an excerpt
I thought I'd give you a little glimpse into the first leg of our drive to Texas, from SF to Phoenix:
meow. meow. meow. meeeow. meooow. meow. meow. meowwwwww. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meeeow. meooow. meow. meow. meowwwwww. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meeeow. meooow. meow. meow. meowwwwww. meow. meow. meow. meow. meooooooooow. meow. meow. meeeow. meooow. meow. meow. meowwwwww. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meooooooooow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow.and also, a dialogue:
mercury: meow.Finally, I wrapped Mercury in a soft, furry blanket and
me: be quiet.
mercury: meow.
me: be quiet.
mercury: meow.
me: be quiet.
mercury: meow.
me: be quiet.
mercury: meow.
me: OH MY GOD!!!
mercury: meow.
me: be QUIET.
mercury: meow.
me: be QUIET.
mercury: meow.
me: BE QUIET.
mercury: meow.
me: BE QUIET.
mercury: meow.
me: stop it.
mercury: meow.
me: stop it.
mercury: meow.
me: STOP IT.
mercury: meow.
me: STOP IT.
mercury: meow.
me: NO.
mercury: meow.
me: NO.
mercury: meow.
me: NO.
mercury: meow.
me: NO.
mercury: meow.
me: NO.
mercury: meow.
me: keep it up, merc. i can do this all night motherfu...
jr: for the love of christ! put your headphones on! i can't take it from both of you!
winston: (open eyes. blink.) yawn! (close eyes. fall back asleep.)
Addendum (1/2/08):
I forgot to tell you about the look in his eyes as he looked up at me with just his ears, eyes, and mouth sticking out of the blanket. It was just...
"I will never forget this. Be ever vigilant, stifler of my cries. If you so much as nod off tonight I will kill you in your sleep. If I could free a paw I would do it right now. Breathe, Mercury. This too shall pass, and vengeance will be mine."It was either that, or
"Thanks. Man, was I cold! ... Still murdering you in your sleep, though."


4 Comments:
At least Mercury and Winston weren't doing the time-honored -- "MOOOOM, HE'S TOUCHING ME!" "DAD, HER HAND'S ON MY SIDE OF THE SEAT!"
And of course, "Are we there yet?" (5 seconds) "Are we there yet?" (8 seconds) "Are we THERE *YET*?"
10:50 AM, December 25, 2007
I've done that drive a couple of times, and unless you're in the mood for a road trip, it can be miserable.
For the trip back: Audio book on CD.
5:33 PM, December 30, 2007
Was he resistant to benadryl? :D
10:23 AM, December 31, 2007
anon: we were listening to audiobooks for the entire trip, at the loudest volume we could handle. and still the meows drilled through to our brains.
aaron: seeing as how i am allergic to cats, and with him crawling all over the car non-stop so it's filled with loose cat fur, i needed the benadryl so i didn't die. then again, the same could've been said about mercury...
3:39 PM, January 02, 2008
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