growing up veselka
Veselka is a tough last name for a kid. It's Czech, which makes it hard to pronounce and hard to spell - no one ever gets it right. To make matters worse, I grew up in Salt Lake City, Utah, where 95% of the (Mormon) population has surnames like Smith, Adams, Jones, Michaels... you get the picture. Plus, you always end up last at everything; end of the line, back of the class.
So, being the me that I am, all I dreamed of as a little girl was marrying up the alphabet. It was on my little checklist of things I wanted in a crush: cute, pink cheeks, blue eyes, and the closer the last name was to the start of the alphabet, the better. "That new kid is cute! What's his name? Whatshisface Adams, you say? Catch me, I'm going to swoon!"
These days, I like my last name. I get to go by "V". There's a cool deli in NYC called Veselka. It's Ukrainian, not Czech, but... they have these amazing, elegant dinner plates that say Veselka on them in a gorgeous font. My cousin Katie got me a set of them, and they are among my most treasured possessions. Thanks again, Katie!


2 Comments:
I was a "B" before marrying into the middle of the alphabet. It's not so great being first up to the chalkboard (ack! do schools even use CHALKboards anymore?) to diagram that sentence or complete that equation, or see that you really should have studied that extra hour before bed for the quiz the next morning. At high school graduation, you get to sit for HOURS after receiving your diploma while they go through the rest of the alphabet (unless you applied yourself more than I did in high school, and graduate with honors.) And, just for kicks, teachers like to flip the alphabet over at times so then you get to wait 'til the bitter end, when you were counting on being able to finish your assignment before your name's called, you're hosed!
Random number generation is the way to go. ;)
3:34 AM, February 06, 2008
You don't have too settle for Forsythe, Ashley! There are plenty of fish in the sea!
9:57 AM, February 06, 2008
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