keyword standoff: me vs. vomit foam

Sometimes the stuff I find in Google Analytics amazes me. The same number of people come to my site by searching for "ashley veselka" as for "vomit foam". What does this mean? I am as interesting as vomiting foam. Is that better or worse than being tied with watching paint dry? I'm not sure.

I know now that I am THE #1 search result for "vomit foam" - now that is interesting.

Alas, nearly three times as many people arrive at stuffthatbugsme via the keyword "jerkoff".

So, not surprisingly, I am three times less interesting than jerking off.