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A vivid memory just came back to me from Oscar & Bugsy Night. I can’t believe I forgot to post about it till now.

This pug, Bugsy, can sit himself up and lean back in such a way that he can scratch his own penis/balls with one of his front paws. Did you know that was possible??? Is it just pugs, or small dogs in general?

He literally looks like a big ol’ plumber who’s plopped down on the couch to watch TV and stuck his hand down his pants, idly scratching his balls once in a while. I could totally imagine the beer in his other paw.

And whew!!! Those two little dogs were stink-y! Silent and deadly. Like, “OMG I’ve gotta get above the fart layer” stinky. It was relentless. Thank god Winston isn’t a fart machine like that.

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