top keywords: october 5th '08

1. ashley veselka
   
2. rant
   
3. rants
   
4. stuff about me
   
5. vomit foam

For at least a month now, I have consistently been the top keyword in the searches that bring people to my site! I am now beating out both "rant" and "rants" for the top spot. I'll say it again: I *love* Google Analytics.

Alas, "vomit foam" has returned to the top 5, but "jerkoff" has suspended its campaign to deal with the current financial crisis, and has dropped from the top 5. It is still in the top 10, but 6 through 10 are so bizarre I won't even post them ... for now.

I will continue to bring you these updates as long as they are even mildly interesting.

keyword cage match, update

1. rant
2. jerkoff
3. ashley veselka

I am now ranked right below "jerkoff" in the searches that bring people to my site! Also, "vomit foam" dropped out of the top 5!!!

Alas, "rant" still rules the roost, and probably always will. It gives me some small hope for mankind that it comes in with over twice as many results as "jerkoff".

For some reason, I am now obsessed with this ranking. I must beat jerkoff. (ah ha ha ha HA!!) Oh I do crack myself up sometimes.

I do aim to bring you a more substantive post for today though. Still 6.5 hours left!

keyword standoff: me vs. vomit foam

Sometimes the stuff I find in Google Analytics amazes me. The same number of people come to my site by searching for "ashley veselka" as for "vomit foam". What does this mean? I am as interesting as vomiting foam. Is that better or worse than being tied with watching paint dry? I'm not sure.

I know now that I am THE #1 search result for "vomit foam" - now that is interesting.

Alas, nearly three times as many people arrive at stuffthatbugsme via the keyword "jerkoff".

So, not surprisingly, I am three times less interesting than jerking off.