overheard: me by me

My office chair is currently serving as my in-house wheelchair. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner! I IM'd JR about my brilliance:

me: i have my own wheelchair now - much safer.
        and i collected a bag of things i might need.
JR: lol
        wheelchair?
        green
me: and filled a BUILTNY 6pack thingy with water and coke
JR: good idea
me: no - the office chair
JR: heh
me: i'm all about the scooch.
JR: yea
        brb
        eat lunch?
me: AND!
        you got me a big pot pie
        i almost started crying
me: i'm getting my scooch on. :)

I'll summarize the important stuff for you:

me: i'm all about the scooch.
JR: blah blah blah (something unrelated to the scooch.)
me: i'm getting my scooch on.

Apparently, on pain medicine, I'm a hoot! (to myself.)

overheard: in zoo bathroom

This little girl came into the bathroom with her mom and sister and brother, and while waiting for a stall, she told her mom:

"My eyeballs are floating i have so much pee in me."

That cracked me up. I haven't heard that phrase in a while.