not from the onion: bush quote

"There is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town," Bush said. "And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."
--Pres. George W. Bush, 2007

I kid you not: read the article in the Guardian.

Then the president conceded: "I'm not that good at pronouncing words anyway."

The leader of the free world, folks! A veritable anti-genius.